Monday, December 12, 2005

How Women Are Like Fish

Note: My Lawyer asked me to post the following message: The views and opinions expressed below are not those of the blog owner...he just thought it was friggin hilarious.

24 Ways Women are Like Fishes

24. Can hook either with a great line
23. Ummm, Eggs...duh!
22. Scales are important to each of them
21. They never have to buy drinks
20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they can go.
19. They both eat strange things.
18. Neither can operate a vehicle.
17. Cold Blooded
16. Seen the movie Splash? Case Closed.
15. You must document great catches, or no one will believe you.
14. Sometimes you like them wild, sometimes you like them farm raised.
13. Bears will eat either of them
12. They get ornery when you try to grab them by their tail
11. They look for their mates in schools.
10. The deeper you go, the scarier they get.
9. Small Bladders.
8. Both travel in protective groups.
7. Three Words: Catch and Release
6. Their weight largely determines their value.
5. There are other's in the sea and/or bar
4. Neither travel well.
3. More fun to catch when drinking.
2. Easier to reel in after they wear themselves out
1. Both Attracted to Shiny objects.

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